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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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21-02-12, 05:36 PM
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21-02-12, 05:56 PM
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21-02-12, 09:50 PM
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Last night I had a dream I was fighting the Grim Reaper with a vacuum cleaner.
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22-02-12, 10:34 AM
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The wife caught me browsing PornHub and offered to let me reenact a scene with her instead.
As we were going at it, a guy walked in, tapped me on the shoulder and asked, "Would you like to know Ron Jeremy's one weird trick to gain an extra four inches?" |
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22-02-12, 10:52 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.
I regretted it literally one minute later.
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22-02-12, 12:10 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I wouldn't say my GF has been around but the label in her knickers says 'NEXT'
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22-02-12, 12:34 PM
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Pancake Day yesterday... it really creped up on us this year didn't it?
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23-02-12, 08:20 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding out you've been burgled is pretty bad.
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24-02-12, 03:13 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Large Breasted Hot Biker Chick does some funny stuff ( . Y . ) lol
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