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Old 26-06-15, 08:59 PM   #2141
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Or, OR! Now I'm on a roll,

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Old 26-06-15, 08:59 PM   #2142
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Shampoo!

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How the feck could it be more than 100%?

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Old 26-06-15, 09:52 PM   #2143
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Bleach that kills things dead.

What other type of killing is there?
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Old 26-06-15, 09:57 PM   #2144
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Old 27-06-15, 03:08 PM   #2145
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Slow people on the dual carriage way. Van in front driving slow so I hang back as I need the exit. Van carries on in lane one. I turn off and half way along the slip he decides he wants off and cuts me up.

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Old 27-06-15, 06:59 PM   #2146
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Don't you know that texting and driving is always like that lol
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Old 01-07-15, 08:52 AM   #2147
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Um the bike looks upright on its kick stand
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Old 01-07-15, 05:51 PM   #2148
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Old 01-07-15, 07:49 PM   #2149
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Twitty neighbours who think it acceptable to deliberately block my garage, but try to argue there is enough room to get my bike in and out.

Shame about the roof box for the car and the extending ladder, and the half tonne of clothes for the charity collection.

They seemed reluctant to move the car until I pointed out I leave for work early in the morning and I have no issue with waking them up.

Apparently I'm an appendage head for riding a bike anyway.
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Lol, sounds like you need some biker mates to come on regular visits to say hello, with loud exhausts!
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