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Old 01-07-15, 09:14 PM   #2151
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It's quarter past 10 at night, I need to be up at 6 and it's 30 degrees in my bedroom!
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Old 01-07-15, 09:56 PM   #2152
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Lol, sounds like you need some biker mates to come on regular visits to say hello, with loud exhausts!

I had that thought earlier, but I got evil.
I imagined about 50-80 bikes; I could give the address of where to meet and tell everyone which cars to make sure they block in. When Mr Annoying then wants to get out everyone has to pretend it's a swingers party and we've all swapped keys, only we don't know who has which key.
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Old 02-07-15, 03:36 AM   #2153
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I had that thought earlier, but I got evil.
I imagined about 50-80 bikes; I could give the address of where to meet and tell everyone which cars to make sure they block in. When Mr Annoying then wants to get out everyone has to pretend it's a swingers party and we've all swapped keys, only we don't know who has which key.




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Old 02-07-15, 11:47 AM   #2154
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I did say "pretend"


Mr Annoying is moving house anyway.






A few years ago he blocked my bike in (forgetting it can fit down a footpath, d'oh). Only I decided that as I left home at 530am I would roll the bike back towards his drivers door, then started it up and redlined it. Oil splattered all over the door handle and the alarm went off.
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Old 02-07-15, 02:52 PM   #2155
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A few years ago he blocked my bike in (forgetting it can fit down a footpath, d'oh). Only I decided that as I left home at 530am I would roll the bike back towards his drivers door, then started it up and redlined it. Oil splattered all over the door handle and the alarm went off.





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Old 02-07-15, 05:03 PM   #2156
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Gripe of the day?
Someone has driven into my car. Odd that it was outside my house at the time. Can't imagine how that happened.
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Old 02-07-15, 05:06 PM   #2157
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Had that happen to my car a few years ago
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Old 02-07-15, 06:19 PM   #2158
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And my tyres let down.

Really chuffed with the neighbour now.
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Seems like a nice sort, good job he's moving
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Looking forward to the street party!
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