Gripe of the day - What is yours? - Page 217 - SV650.org

BanannaMan · 02-07-15, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Red ones

Gripe of the day?
Someone has driven into my car. Odd that it was outside my house at the time. Can't imagine how that happened.

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Originally Posted by Red ones

And my tyres let down.

Really chuffed with the neighbour now.

You have much more patience than I.
This bloke needs an untraceable incendiary device made from items common to any household, secretly placed beneath his car's bonnet.
Something that could easily be accomplished in less than 30 mins. (just don't be about when the ignition is switched on)
'Oh look the neighbors car has just erupted into a fireball.'

Red ones · 02-07-15, 07:37 PM

I was thinking a few screws placed under his tyres or dog mess over the fence myself.

Sadly he's moving house. Had to sell up because his wife has kicked him out for being a twit.

pookie · 02-07-15, 08:18 PM

get his forwarding address and mail his correspondance

Red ones · 02-07-15, 08:26 PM

Cool.

He will probably set up a mail forwarding. Could I subscribe him to tons of junk mail?

Swin · 02-07-15, 10:08 PM

Did this to one of the old bosses at work, he thought himself a proper practical joker, one of his "hilarious" pranks was to drop my zippo into my pint of Guiness, so I went through the back of a sunday newspaper and signed him up to adverts for Stannah stairlifts, those baths with a hoist, incontinence trousers, the food delivery people and weight watchers.

Then I nicked his new work telephone and swapped it for a crappy old one from the control desk...

NTECUK · 02-07-15, 10:32 PM

Some one I know cut the wire to the cars oil pressure switch. Emptied the sump of oil.
Apparently it went quite far before sizzing up

ophic · 03-07-15, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanannaMan

This bloke needs an untraceable incendiary device made from items common to any household, secretly placed beneath his car's bonnet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red ones

I was thinking a few screws placed under his tyres or dog mess over the fence myself.

It's a culture clash thing. Or Bill's been watching too much SOA

littleoldman2 · 03-07-15, 11:08 AM

Dog muck should ALWAYS go in the letter box.

03-07-15, 11:28 AM

Find as much unaddressed junk mail as you can, pizza flyers etc.
insert 300kgs of this through letterbox so he has to clear his hallway with a shovel.
That'll keep him busy a while.
Problem solved.

NTECUK · 03-07-15, 11:43 AM

Car drivers who beep at you as you merge in the traffic after filtering, but not getting to the front before the lights change.

02-07-15, 07:37 PM	#2162
Red ones Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 1,422	Gripe of the day - What is yours? I was thinking a few screws placed under his tyres or dog mess over the fence myself. Sadly he's moving house. Had to sell up because his wife has kicked him out for being a twit.

02-07-15, 08:18 PM	#2163
pookie Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Essex Posts: 938	Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours? get his forwarding address and mail his correspondance __________________ "an unedifying exercise in postmodern, operatic grunge" Was - 2000 Candy blue sv650s -2003 Sonic silver sv1000s Gone - 2007 Wildfire Orange Ninja zx6r Now - 2010 Triton blue sv650s -Back to the future

02-07-15, 08:26 PM	#2164
Red ones Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 1,422	Gripe of the day - What is yours? Cool. He will probably set up a mail forwarding. Could I subscribe him to tons of junk mail?

02-07-15, 10:08 PM	#2165
Swin Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 454	Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours? Did this to one of the old bosses at work, he thought himself a proper practical joker, one of his "hilarious" pranks was to drop my zippo into my pint of Guiness, so I went through the back of a sunday newspaper and signed him up to adverts for Stannah stairlifts, those baths with a hoist, incontinence trousers, the food delivery people and weight watchers. Then I nicked his new work telephone and swapped it for a crappy old one from the control desk... __________________ Riding a V-strom, well it has an Sv engine, don't it

02-07-15, 10:32 PM	#2166
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours? Some one I know cut the wire to the cars oil pressure switch. Emptied the sump of oil. Apparently it went quite far before sizzing up __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

03-07-15, 11:08 AM	#2168
littleoldman2 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Cramlington Northumberland where we are truely blessed Posts: 1,388	Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours? Dog muck should ALWAYS go in the letter box. __________________ used to be littleoldman but forgot password due to failing memory

03-07-15, 11:28 AM	#2169
atassiedevil Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours? Find as much unaddressed junk mail as you can, pizza flyers etc. insert 300kgs of this through letterbox so he has to clear his hallway with a shovel. That'll keep him busy a while. Problem solved. Last edited by atassiedevil; 03-07-15 at 11:31 AM.

03-07-15, 11:43 AM	#2170
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours? Car drivers who beep at you as you merge in the traffic after filtering, but not getting to the front before the lights change. __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

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