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That was just for todays joke. I'm waiting for the story when he out drags a Euro Fighter Typhoon off the end of an aircraft carrier
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Davy Jones found his locker then.
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I met the friendliest homeless man today.
"spare any change?" he asked. "sorry mate" I replied as I was trying to get past him. "well I hope you sleep well tonight knowing I'm out here on the street" he said. "thank you very much you're too kind" I said with a spring in my step & a click of my heels.
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You barsteward, Paul - I've been on the street all month!
Oh, and a hex on your Gixxer for thinking I'm ' nice ' ![]()
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What's the similarity between Whitney Houston and a spider?
They are both black, and neither of them can get out of a bath. |
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
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Ever put a cat in the bath? PURE PANIC
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BRITISH PENSIONER v's IMMIGRANT
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While we are on the subject, want to buy a mattabooboo ?
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