Madlanders Megathread

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

Well given we haven't used this thread since 2010 - what were you saying about every hole being a goal?

And I was just taking the **** out of Dave numbers for his awful sense of direction, and his spannering abilities...

Carry on folks...

My sense of direction is embarrassingly bad, is there any form of dyslexia for navigation? If there is , I have it chronically.

The spannering abilities are fine(ish) when given time and a fcúk! Unfortunately neither have been available for several years. (apart from my swingarm linkage servicing and chain fitment which went pretty well).

[MisterTommyH]

Originally Posted by Dave20046

My sense of direction is embarrassingly bad, is there any form of dyslexia for navigation? If there is , I have it chronically.

It's called tititis or being female.

I'm fooking starting to love being a Madlander I am! By far the best section.

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by MisterTommyH

It's called tititis or being female.

time to grow me some testis!

Originally Posted by MisterTommyH

It's called tititis or being female.

I'm fooking starting to love being a Madlander I am! By far the best section.

What ya mean starting? charming that is, ive always loved the madlanders

Originally Posted by specialone

always loved the madlanders

All of us?

Ditto phil and DMC broke me in.... the first people i met been a blast since lol

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by robh539

All of us?

Ditto phil and DMC broke me in.... the first people i met been a blast since lol

see if the first to people to 'break you in' had have been Rapingbabies and Danf, I'm not sure you'd have been back since.

Originally Posted by Dave20046

see if the first to people to 'break you in' had have been Rapingbabies and Danf, I'm not sure you'd have been back since.

Well dan is sound i know as we have had lenght chats about the finer things in life over a case or 4 and Rapingbabies is fine once you give him some crayons to be occupy him

[MisterTommyH]

Originally Posted by specialone

What ya mean starting? charming that is, ive always loved the madlanders

Well it did take me an age to get along to my first madland ride, so considering I've been here a while I still think I'm a new Madlander!

How come the other thread is locked? I wanted to post something about that weekend.

Basically I take back what I said about my wife being reasonable, she's a ****ing mentally retarded psycho, I've just had an hour of being told what a bast**d I am who doesn't love her, only stays with her because of my son, and had Normandy thrown in my face about 50 times. There's a cat in hells chance of me going to Wales, or the other trip to Scotland, and I'm removing my attendance from the GM also. It's just not worth the ball ache.

Originally Posted by specialone

Yeah good point col, where was our beer on the ferry?

I offered everyone a beer on the ferry - both there and back and you all refused so as far as I'm concerned you can all bugger off.

I do owe Rob a beer though.