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[Red ones]

I struggled to think of a big enough ego and complete c0ck to replace Clarkson.

Then realised, it's staring us from every newspaper.



Farage.




After all he ticks the arrogant racist boxes.

Originally Posted by carelesschucca

I thought you were talking about Clarkson there to start off with

Aha sorry.

I often dont make sense.

Ask SWMBO.

Crossed wires haha

[carelesschucca]

Originally Posted by Red ones

I struggled to think of a big enough ego and complete c0ck to replace Clarkson.
After all he ticks the arrogant racist boxes.

I honestly don't think Clarkson believes half of what he says, he just says things to get a rise out of people, unfortunately Mr UKIP does!!!

Originally Posted by SIII

Guy Martin - If you read his biography, you will see he has been diagnosed with Aspergers, this is on the autism spectrum. it explains a lot why he is solely focussed on riding his bike and cannot be arsed with all the fame and attention. Watch him on telly, rarely ever looks at the camera.

I definitely didn't need to read his biography to guess that.

A 30 second tv clip was enough

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by Red ones

I struggled to think of a big enough ego and complete c0ck to replace Clarkson.

Then realised, it's staring us from every newspaper.



Farage.




After all he ticks the arrogant racist boxes.

Piers Morgan is up there on the massive ego total c0ck scale. The only reason he wanted guns banned in the USA while living there was because most people probably wanted to shoot him.

And he's currently looking for a job.

[NTECUK]

What is the Labor MP doing getting involved in this.
Now if the mp's were well behaved,upstanding member of the public and din't fiddle money etc. You can have an opinion.
It's a vote winning exercise..

[L3nny]

Originally Posted by otaylor38

he only dipped into the racing/tv money for the £120k Aston Martin he bought. Which he felt bad about.

In the "Speed" programs, they do a bit of shooting in his house. If you can afford a house like that on £12 an hour then I really need to move oop Noorth!

That Volvo he built must have cost a few quid as well.

Having said that, he clearly doesn't throw cash around. He wears the same pair of shorts in pretty much every episode.

Originally Posted by L3nny

In the "Speed" programs, they do a bit of shooting in his house. If you can afford a house like that on £12 an hour then I really need to move oop Noorth!

That Volvo he built must have cost a few quid as well.

Having said that, he clearly doesn't throw cash around. He wears the same pair of shorts in pretty much every episode.

Can only go off what it says in his book mate.

Agreed his house looks good, but i dno how its funded. I know he lived with his girlfriend n her parents for a while on a farm, with the Aston Martin in a shed. Until they split.

Did he build that Volvo? Thought he bought it?

Shorts? Same boxers too if you listen to what his mate Mave says haha

[Mr Speirs]

Doesn't he own a brand new Aston Martin too?

Originally Posted by Mr Speirs

Doesn't he own a brand new Aston Martin too?

He did

He bought it, £120k i think it said, didnt use it much, massively disappointed by the lack of quality, eventually sold it and lost about (dont quote me on this bit) £50k on it. He wasnt happy about it.

Found more interest in a mk1 transit van so he says. Even offered a bloke a straight swap for his Aston Martin, but the bloke thought he was joking lol.

Thats what i remember from the book anyway (: