Madlanders Megathread

Originally Posted by Dave20046

you cliquey barstools!!!

You're my wife now Dave.

Originally Posted by Dave20046

see if the first to people to 'break you in' had have been Rapingbabies and Danf, I'm not sure you'd have been back since.

I'm going to break you in next time we go camping Dave. Make sure you lock your tent.

Originally Posted by robh539

Well dan is sound i know as we have had lenght chats about the finer things in life over a case or 4 and Rapingbabies is fine once you give him some crayons to be occupy him

Will you lot all **** off and stop abusing me. Also, I take my previous statement back Rob, your not getting a beer off me.

Originally Posted by MisterTommyH

Well it did take me an age to get along to my first madland ride, so considering I've been here a while I still think I'm a new Madlander!

I wish I was still a Madlander, the south sucks.

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

How come the other thread is locked? I wanted to post something about that weekend.

Basically I take back what I said about my wife being reasonable, she's a ****ing mentally retarded psycho, I've just had an hour of being told what a bast**d I am who doesn't love her, only stays with her because of my son, and had Normandy thrown in my face about 50 times. There's a cat in hells chance of me going to Wales, or the other trip to Scotland, and I'm removing my attendance from the GM also. It's just not worth the ball ache.

Soz, probs my fault. If it was Phil that locked it - sorry old chap


That sucks mate, sure it'll blow over. Atleast in time for the GM!

Originally Posted by Dave20046

Atleast in time for the GM!

Feck it mate, I'm not going, then I'm going to throw it in her face every hour on the hour the whole weekend.

Seriously though, it's EVERY time, I don't see why the GM is going to be any different

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by ravingdavis

I'm going to break you in next time we go camping Dave. Make sure you lock your tent.

I'll leave the door open... yep back door flapping in the wind (...before or after your visit??)

I wish I was still a Madlander, the south sucks.

Madlanders is clearly the best section, soon we'll start recruiting and the splinter group will be well on its way.


By the way hope a southern mod doesn't read that and relay it to your region mate

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

Feck it mate, I'm not going, then I'm going to throw it in her face every hour on the hour the whole weekend.

Yeah I've done that one before, women don't appreciate self sacrifice.
Being a martyr for no reason is massively frustrating.

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

Seriously though, it's EVERY time, I don't see why the GM is going to be any different

Bring her!

gutted col.

Rd or else coming them..... make sure you got lots of chain lube next time i see you

Dave your on a promise by the look of it. Im not pitching my tent near you too lovebirds lol.

[MisterTommyH]

Careful.... RD has a track record of posting derogatory things about peoples manhoods - if he gets into your tent there's no saying what he'll post!

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

Seriously though, it's EVERY time, I don't see why the GM is going to be any different

Sorry to hear about your struggles mate

Originally Posted by Dave20046

I'll leave the door open... yep back door flapping in the wind (...before or after your visit??)


Madlanders is clearly the best section, soon we'll start recruiting and the splinter group will be well on its way.


By the way hope a southern mod doesn't read that and relay it to your region mate

I don't care what the southern mods think I never do any rideouts. I was less than impressed at the conduct by some regarding the AR and Phil's wish to go to Wales. Maybe a splinter group is a good idea.

Originally Posted by ravingdavis

I offered everyone a beer on the ferry - both there and back and you all refused so as far as I'm concerned you can all bugger off.

I do owe Rob a beer though.

When

when i was asleep