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Old 12-01-10, 06:05 PM   #2501
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Old 12-01-10, 06:59 PM   #2502
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Old 12-01-10, 07:30 PM   #2503
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Q. What`s the difference between a Cricket Ball and a Ginger Minge ?

A. If you try , and I mean REALLY try , you can eat a Cricket Ball .
 
Old 13-01-10, 02:19 PM   #2504
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todays britain
 
Old 13-01-10, 02:21 PM   #2505
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Q. What`s the difference between a Cricket Ball and a Ginger Minge ?

A. If you try , and I mean REALLY try , you can eat a Cricket Ball .
I don't think that I'd want to try. Right hand column, 5th down:
http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/dis...ss.aspx?y=1993
 
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i know how those poor buggers in Haiti feel. After 30 aftershocks i couldnt find my house either


too early for Haiti jokes? or should we let the dust settle?
 
Old 15-01-10, 07:11 PM   #2507
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too early for Haiti jokes?
Why should Haiiti be any different.

Good one liner there keithd
 
Old 15-01-10, 07:17 PM   #2508
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I don't think that I'd want to try. Right hand column, 5th down:
http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/dis...ss.aspx?y=1993
Middle of the top row - "Demetrius Breedlove" now THAT is a name.
 
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Don't worry - it's thawing:
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Why should Haiiti be any different.

Good one liner there keithd
Don't tell me you missed the 2nd joke?
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