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Old 19-04-06, 10:45 AM   #271
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Heres a pleasant one for you....

The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet
And what a great night it was !!!!!
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Old 19-04-06, 11:45 AM   #272
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The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet
Poor old Norris McWhirter. he made a rod for his own back really.
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Old 19-04-06, 11:49 AM   #273
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Heres a pleasant one for you....

The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet
Poor old Norris McWhirter. he made a rod for his own back really.
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Old 19-04-06, 11:50 AM   #274
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I'm at work....

Just thought I'd share that little gem with you
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Old 19-04-06, 11:55 AM   #275
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I'm at work....

Just thought I'd share that little gem with you


Here is another one for you, quite a topical one given the rise in petrol prices recently...

The average American uses eight times as much fuel energy as an average person anywhere else in the world
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Fat people DO use more soap
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Old 19-04-06, 12:24 PM   #277
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"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
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Old 19-04-06, 12:27 PM   #278
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The Mongoose was introduced to Hawaii to kill rats - the project failed because rats are nocturnal whilst the Mongoose hunts during the day/

If you were locked in a completely sealed room, you'd die of Carbon Dioxide poisoning first, rather than Oxygen depravation.

Aoccdnrig to a rscheearhc at Cmabgide Uinevrtisy, it deson't mtater what oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are - so lnog as the frist and lsat ltteer are in the crorcet pclae. Tihs is bcusease we dno't raed ervey lteter but the wrod as a wlohe!
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Old 19-04-06, 12:33 PM   #279
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The oldest tube line in the world is the Metropolitan line. It opened on the 10th January 1863.

That was a Saturday ..... and probably by the following Sunday it was closed due to "engineering".
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The Mongoose was introduced to Hawaii to kill rats - the project failed because rats are nocturnal whilst the Mongoose hunts during the day/

If you were locked in a completely sealed room, you'd die of Carbon Dioxide poisoning first, rather than Oxygen depravation.

Aoccdnrig to a rscheearhc at Cmabgide Uinevrtisy, it deson't mtater what oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are - so lnog as the frist and lsat ltteer are in the crorcet pclae. Tihs is bcusease we dno't raed ervey lteter but the wrod as a wlohe!
Waht! Eevn wehn its selpt icorrcetnly?
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