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Old 26-03-12, 08:10 AM   #281
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A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful Woman was beside him . He leans over and says "You remind me of my little toe" .

She replies "What ? ..... you mean I am small and cute ?"

And He replies "Nope .... I`ll probably bang you on the Coffee Table later when I`m drunk"
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Old 26-03-12, 08:15 AM   #282
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HA! like it!
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Old 26-03-12, 09:41 AM   #283
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Old 26-03-12, 09:43 AM   #284
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aboomboomboomifyouregaysay Wayo!
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FAttyboomboomletmehearyousaywhale!
Very rarely do they catch on and happily sing back.
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Old 26-03-12, 10:31 AM   #286
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Old 27-03-12, 11:21 PM   #287
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You heard the French title for The Hunger Games?

Battle Royale with Cheese!
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Old 27-03-12, 11:26 PM   #288
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I'm hosting an African-themed party tonight.

There's no food and the drinks are twelve miles away.
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Old 28-03-12, 09:06 AM   #289
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Four nuns in a convent decided to watch TV one afternoon.

The first nun wanted to watch the horse racing.
The second nun wanted to watch the keep-fit programme.
The third nun wanted to watch her favourite soap opera.
The fourth nun wanted to watch the religious show.

So, they agreed on a compromise. They would all watch thirty seconds of each programme in turn.

Shortly afterwards the Mother Superior passed by the TV room, and heard the following:

"and they're off!!!"...
"up and down, up and down, up and down"....
"She's pregnant!"...
"and so a child was born"..
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You heard the French title for The Hunger Games?

Battle Royale with Cheese!
Surely that should be Dutch

Oh and nice obscure one there
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