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26-03-12, 08:10 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful Woman was beside him . He leans over and says "You remind me of my little toe" .
She replies "What ? ..... you mean I am small and cute ?" And He replies "Nope .... I`ll probably bang you on the Coffee Table later when I`m drunk" |
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26-03-12, 08:15 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
HA! like it!
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26-03-12, 09:41 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Rapevictimsayswhat
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26-03-12, 09:43 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
aboomboomboomifyouregaysay Wayo!
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26-03-12, 10:12 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
FAttyboomboomletmehearyousaywhale!
Very rarely do they catch on and happily sing back.
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26-03-12, 10:31 AM
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27-03-12, 11:21 PM
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You heard the French title for The Hunger Games?
Battle Royale with Cheese! |
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27-03-12, 11:26 PM
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I'm hosting an African-themed party tonight.
There's no food and the drinks are twelve miles away. |
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28-03-12, 09:06 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Four nuns in a convent decided to watch TV one afternoon.
The first nun wanted to watch the horse racing. The second nun wanted to watch the keep-fit programme. The third nun wanted to watch her favourite soap opera. The fourth nun wanted to watch the religious show. So, they agreed on a compromise. They would all watch thirty seconds of each programme in turn. Shortly afterwards the Mother Superior passed by the TV room, and heard the following: "and they're off!!!"... "up and down, up and down, up and down".... "She's pregnant!"... "and so a child was born"..
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