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Old 09-02-09, 03:28 PM   #21
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Ask him politely if he would mind getting rid of the gum and stop staring at your breasts as it it making you uncomfortable, the direct approach is often the best.
Then drop kick him in the face anyway.
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Old 09-02-09, 03:34 PM   #22
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liking the pic-lax in the tea idea
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Old 09-02-09, 03:42 PM   #23
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I`m liking all of these suggestions as it`s giving me images of him in my head with various knives and implements sticking out of him. Picolax also a nice thought lol

I`m thinking that the direct approach might be a good one and I`m currently working up the nerve to do it.
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Old 09-02-09, 03:50 PM   #24
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I`m thinking that the direct approach might be a good one and I`m currently working up the nerve to do it.
give the guy some credit, if you're wearing a naughty nursy costume any red blooded bloke would be glancing
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Old 09-02-09, 03:53 PM   #25
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My nursing uniform is sedate and covers all it should so there
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Old 09-02-09, 04:23 PM   #26
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Yay I`ve been very brave.

He was asking me a question and looking straight at my boobs whilst talking to me. I said to him "could you please look at me whilst your talking to me, it makes me feel very uncomfortable that your looking at my breasts"!!!

He turned the colour of beetroot lmao.

He`s still chewing tho and making me sick that way
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Old 09-02-09, 04:38 PM   #27
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Yay I`ve been very brave.

He was asking me a question and looking straight at my boobs whilst talking to me. I said to him "could you please look at me whilst your talking to me, it makes me feel very uncomfortable that your looking at my breasts"!!!

He turned the colour of beetroot lmao.

He`s still chewing tho and making me sick that way
LMAO, now hand him the bin and tell him to kindly place his gum in it
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Old 09-02-09, 04:41 PM   #28
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LMAO, now hand him the bin and tell him to kindly place his gum in it

oh matron anything you say ..lol
i can just imagine that red faced git doing anything for clare now!
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Old 09-02-09, 04:47 PM   #29
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Old 09-02-09, 04:51 PM   #30
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LOL funny thread. Glad you've managed to put him in his place

Now get a nursey friend to stand near him and have a conversation with her about how chewing gum has been proven to cause brain damage and erectile dysfunction, not to mention turning your tongue green
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