Custard pie!

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Originally Posted by Well Oiled

Pretty much any one of the US immigration officers I've ever dealt with. I travel out there a couple of times a year on business and I have to say they are the most sour-faced bunch of jobsworths I have ever come across.

Jesus. Christ. How do I hate these guys... ahh, let me count the ways.

Lets see. You were TOO STUPID to be a cop. And the prison service didnt like your attitude. And there was no other way you could feel any sense of power in your sad shriveled penis, internet porn addicted life, other than making people feel nervous in immigration.

OK. Thread over. Well Oiled wins. Nothing more to see here. Move along folks.

Originally Posted by philipMac

We live on a nice very quiet, cul de sac.

Originally Posted by philipMac

there was sort of a gang fight outside the house, and he was sort of beating the crap out of an bingin SUV with a baseball bat.

Shortly afterwards someone was shot about two blocks away.

Errr.....

Seriously though my pie would have to go to Richard Brunstrom, Chief Constable of North Wales just for this quote:

"It is against the law and there is no excuse for drifting over the limit any more than there is for drifting a knife into someone."



I think I might even garnish the pie with some ammonia rich bodily fluids just to make his eyes sting.

Originally Posted by philipMac

Jesus. Christ. How do I hate these guys... ahh, let me count the ways.

Lets see. You were TOO STUPID to be a cop. And the prison service didnt like your attitude. And there was no other way you could feel any sense of power in your sad shriveled penis, internet porn addicted life, other than making people feel nervous in immigration.

OK. Thread over. Well Oiled wins. Nothing more to see here. Move along folks.

I can hear the snap of a rubber glove loud and clear.

Originally Posted by tricky

Errr.....

Ha ha. Yeah. That was the only incident though.

Its wierd. But, up the road there is Latin Gang terratory.People getting knifed and shot all the time. Where we are is not. GFs sister left her BMer keys on the step one night... no bother. I left my mountain bike out over night, keys in the ignition of the SV, didnt lock the door of the house all the time.

Gangs here are wierd. My gf teaches some of the Kids too... they come in wairing gang colours, have to go through a metal detector, there is a cop at the door with a gun... Mental stuff.

This is easy Graham Norton, preferably with a very large brick in it.
Chris

Originally Posted by Vfr400

This is easy Graham Norton, preferably with a very large brick in it.
Chris

On that line, I would take Jeremy Beadle first.

[anna]

Jonathan Ross for his appalling dress sense!!!

Micheal shumacher

1, He is a crout.

2, He drives a car.

3, Why not?

Harry Hill