With ya socks on...

Originally Posted by andrewsmith

I think Berlins Cat experiment Thread has been trumped as the most random thread of 2011

Socks off!

lol, i was going to post similar for the third post but my keyboard locked up, defo no socks btw, wellies all the way

It's on the list!

[garynortheast]

Originally Posted by bluefishman

wellies all the way

....and custard.

[andrewsmith]

Originally Posted by bluefishman

wellies all the way

Added protection...

or

Norfolk Condom?

Originally Posted by Swin

There's always the possibility of knocking the turtle's head out during a vigorous butt-floss - regardless of how much washing and wiping has been carried out beforehand!

Do you really always walk around with one in the chamber?

Originally Posted by Swin

There's always the possibility of knocking the turtle's head out during a vigorous butt-floss - regardless of how much washing and wiping has been carried out beforehand!

Good work on the toe-floss too - get some talc in between those bad boys too to get them proper dry

Butt flossing is acceptable in my threads but turtle heads are NOT! Your either an OAP thats lost control or you still scream 'ive finished' when youre done on the crapper.

Unsure about wellies and custard, i mean c'mon custard and cheese?

Gonna try it with me MX boots later, purely for experimental/educational reasons mind.

Originally Posted by andrewsmith

I think Berlins Cat experiment Thread has been trumped as the most random thread of 2011

Socks off!

I tried whistling at the pussy but the missus called me weird and went to sleep

[andrewsmith]

Originally Posted by Amplimator

I tried whistling at the pussy but the missus called me weird and went to sleep

How much drink was involved Amp?

I'd rather do it with Madonna.

Surely when outdoors you have socks and shoes on