Best chat up fib

Originally Posted by keithd

its a sophisticated piece of technology fo sho

it can also detect when ladies are thinking about me. keeps me up all night it does...

Keith, you are class! No, infact, you are immense!

[Dave20046]

When I broke my pelvis from a bike accident and used to go clubbing on crutches, I just described the most heroic ways of being shot I could think of.

'It's my birthday' - worked last week when it was actually my birthday. I'll be trying that one again

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

Keith, you are class! No, infact, you are immense!

WRONG!

He is Epic!

I once used I was a Leicester Rugby Player. I've never played Rugby in my life.

i used to get pee'd off when i went out with my mates, they used to go around telling people i was going to the olympics, just to start chatting to girls. now at the time i used to be reasonably fit and was training loads for canoeing, but never quite olympic standard. although most girls they would say this to never caught on that the olympics were only every 4 years. however one evening this plan of theres backfired, one girl obviously way smarter than they gave her credit for, looked me up and down and just said 'what the special olympics?' i'm pretty sure that was the last time it was used!

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by malks

i used to get pee'd off when i went out with my mates, they used to go around telling people i was going to the olympics, just to start chatting to girls. now at the time i used to be reasonably fit and was training loads for canoeing, but never quite olympic standard. although most girls they would say this to never caught on that the olympics were only every 4 years. however one evening this plan of theres backfired, one girl obviously way smarter than they gave her credit for, looked me up and down and just said 'what the special olympics?' i'm pretty sure that was the last time it was used!

guffaw!

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

Keith, you are class! No, infact, you are immense!

[Dave20046]

"no I didn't just put something in your drink"

A few weeks ago at the end of a night out my mate got a pizza, some 40 year old woman walked up to him and asked if she could have a piece his reply was you can have two if you sleep with me and it worked. Now he gets the pee ripped out of him for it.


Some of my favs are does this smell like chloroform? to you or does this taste like rohypnol?......They always work

That where I was staying wasn't a room full of 5 other guys in 3 bunks beds..

Still, it didn't seem to put her up and down...

Same again next year on the Run of the Stuartyboy haha

That was a bad lie..