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Wideboy · 01-02-09, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

nope

don't look at me guys!!!

Mr Speirs · 01-02-09, 09:05 PM

I have a nasty habit of losing all sense of politeness and any inhibitions when I am rudely woken. I swear if Lennox Lewis woke me up I'd still start on him

Oh and once, apparently, whilst hammered got out of bed, took a picture off the wall then went to pee on it. Luckily Kerri was watching me and told me where I was going wrong.

Wideboy · 01-02-09, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Speirs

Oh and once, apparently, whilst hammered got out of bed, took a picture off the wall then went to pee on it. Luckily Kerri was watching me and told me where I was going wrong.

now thats stupid

02-02-09, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Speirs

Oh and once, apparently, whilst hammered got out of bed, took a picture off the wall then went to pee on it. Luckily Kerri was watching me and told me where I was going wrong.

ROFL

Erm, not sure what mine are. Even if I wake up before the alarm goes off I refuse to get up and out of bed until it does..! Bit stupid really

Oh and I trip over the cat

Maria

Paul the 6th · 02-02-09, 09:30 AM

quite a few things...

this morning i told the missus to "f*** off" while I had my eyes shut (apparently)
got up in the middle of the night for a tinkle and when i returned to the bedroom, i just stood in the corner of the room leaning against the wall with my eyes shut like some kind of derranged sleep troll. Vicky shouted at me "Pack it in paul"
a few nights ago I was having a dream when I suddenly shouted "JUST STOP D!CKING AROUND" and then started running whilst lying down...
A few years ago, whilst staying at an ex's house, I got up and p!ssed in her wardrobe. All those lovely bags and shoes from ebay were soaked

And asside from all that, generally sitting staring at the wall till my brain turns on

02-02-09, 09:31 AM

I have to go out to the hall, turn the bathroom light on with the door to the bathroom open just a tiny bit, then stand in the hall stretching whilst gradually opening the door bit by bit until my eyes get used to the light.

I much prefer summer when there's natural light straightaway

02-02-09, 09:41 AM

Wait for my morning glory to settle down before going to the loo

02-02-09, 11:10 AM

Stupid things you do when you wake up - Go to work.

02-02-09, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

a few nights ago I was having a dream when I suddenly shouted "JUST STOP D!CKING AROUND" and then started running whilst lying down...

haha! running while laying down made me nearly have tea come out through my nose!

Paul the 6th · 02-02-09, 01:11 PM

vicky thought i was having a fit. I do whacky things in my sleep

01-02-09, 09:05 PM	#22
Mr Speirs Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 2,218	Re: stupid things you do when you wake up I have a nasty habit of losing all sense of politeness and any inhibitions when I am rudely woken. I swear if Lennox Lewis woke me up I'd still start on him Oh and once, apparently, whilst hammered got out of bed, took a picture off the wall then went to pee on it. Luckily Kerri was watching me and told me where I was going wrong. __________________ Smokey Black Burnty 02 - Racetech Smoulderlators + .90kg BBQ Springs, zx10r shockingly toasted, Conti Road Attacks heat up very nicely, R&G Crash Bungs but what f**king use are they, No Colour Matched Hugger, Flame Extenda, Beowulf Titainium Oval Flame Thrower.

02-02-09, 09:30 AM	#25
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: stupid things you do when you wake up quite a few things... this morning i told the missus to "f*** off" while I had my eyes shut (apparently) got up in the middle of the night for a tinkle and when i returned to the bedroom, i just stood in the corner of the room leaning against the wall with my eyes shut like some kind of derranged sleep troll. Vicky shouted at me "Pack it in paul" a few nights ago I was having a dream when I suddenly shouted "JUST STOP D!CKING AROUND" and then started running whilst lying down... A few years ago, whilst staying at an ex's house, I got up and p!ssed in her wardrobe. All those lovely bags and shoes from ebay were soaked And asside from all that, generally sitting staring at the wall till my brain turns on __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

02-02-09, 09:31 AM	#26
carty Guest Posts: n/a	Re: stupid things you do when you wake up I have to go out to the hall, turn the bathroom light on with the door to the bathroom open just a tiny bit, then stand in the hall stretching whilst gradually opening the door bit by bit until my eyes get used to the light. I much prefer summer when there's natural light straightaway

02-02-09, 09:41 AM	#27
sv-robo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: stupid things you do when you wake up Wait for my morning glory to settle down before going to the loo

02-02-09, 11:10 AM	#28
Dangerous Dave Guest Posts: n/a	Re: stupid things you do when you wake up Stupid things you do when you wake up - Go to work.

02-02-09, 01:11 PM	#30
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: stupid things you do when you wake up vicky thought i was having a fit. I do whacky things in my sleep __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

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