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Old 18-09-06, 03:42 PM   #21
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Why do pirates wear three cornered hats?
In case they get a hole in one.
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Old 18-09-06, 03:44 PM   #22
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My Pirate name is Mad Davy Kidd

I hope I'm in work on the 19th, it could be a lot of fun getting as many people as possible to talk like a pirate for the day!!

Oh, er, on a somewhat related note - if you have an ADT security system, and don't think pirates are big or clever, probably best not to call for technical support on the 19th!!
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Old 18-09-06, 04:44 PM   #23
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I am Bloody Sam Rackham - apparently (or is that a parrot ley?) a very cool name for a pirate
ooh, arrr - i'm Bloody Bess Rackham, we must be related
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Old 18-09-06, 08:44 PM   #24
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Stingo can teach us, he talks like that all the time
Aarrrrrrr!! Oo be there tekkin my name vainly? Ee be 'alf top sails down a'fore sun rises!! Avast!! Make fast that belayin' pin a'fore I carve ye gizzard 'n fry it for me supper!!


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Because they aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
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Old 19-09-06, 07:21 AM   #25
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Yarrrrgggghhhhh!

Marnin me ol yello bellied land lubbers!

Shiver me main brace and splice me timbers, yo yo yo and a bottle of rum

*goes off too learn the proper terminology*
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Old 19-09-06, 07:27 AM   #26
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Avast ye salty sea dogs! Shiver me timbers it was a cold ride in this morning! Arrr!
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Old 19-09-06, 07:35 AM   #27
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Yarr!!!!

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Old 19-09-06, 07:42 AM   #28
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Avast thar, ye dirty son of a biscuit eater!

Ere be a few of me ol jokes for this special day....Be ye piratical enough t' sieze this treasure, me hearty?

Why do pirates have hooks for hands
Because they're s'curvy!

What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!

What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!

What is a pirate's favorite flower?
Carrrrrrnations!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!

More grog me heartys
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Old 19-09-06, 07:44 AM   #29
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Arrr you salty son of Davy Jones - those jokes should be buried wiv me booty in a place no scurvy dog can find!

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Aaarrr - avast there cuffy - weigh ye hefty anchor - I be in tears here aboard me vessel!!
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