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05-01-08, 11:28 PM
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Re: chat up lines
I once asked a girl if she had a pen, when she replied yes, i told her to go and get back in it.
on another occassion i told a girl she smelled nice and then asked if she'd run to the pub. Needless to say neither of them went down well. |
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05-01-08, 11:57 PM
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Re: chat up lines
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
bloody students... 
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06-01-08, 04:18 PM
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Re: chat up lines
or you single or what ??
whats your F'in number !! both worked well last night, got both of em's numbers but not txt either today (both a bit too rough) lol 
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06-01-08, 07:28 PM
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Re: chat up lines
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
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06-01-08, 08:09 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Quote:
ps okay I spelt it wrong too. Plaice instead of place. 
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06-01-08, 08:39 PM
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Re: chat up lines
I don't like chat-up lines. If a girl wants to buy me drinks and attempt to get me into bed, she'll need more than a couple of corny one-liners.
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06-01-08, 08:39 PM
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Location: Shabby Wood
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Re: chat up lines
Your name must be Daisy, because I have this incredible urge to plant you right here.
or Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?
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06-01-08, 09:04 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate. 
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06-01-08, 09:30 PM
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Location: Leigh - on - Sea, Essex.
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Re: chat up lines
Wow, are those real???
Look, it's really late and there's not much choice.....
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06-01-08, 09:32 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Excuse me, do you have a map? ....................... because i could get lost forever in your eyes!
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