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and ended up with an operation to remove them, where they "went in" to retirve them with a grippy thing. NOT NICE |
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I actually expected my back to hurt far more when the accident happened, that way i could complain more. What did hurt was the Heparin injections, i dont like needles and so when they went to put it in my stomach i tensed up and the needle would not go in easily. In the end i started to ask them to put it in the side as it did not get affected by my stomach muscles. Darn the stuff stings.
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I'd say the worst was recovering from an operation on my chest. They went in through the side, between ribs.
I had a chest drain for 4 days and was on morphine all of that time. The few times I was vaguely conscious I was easily in enough pain to bring me to tears. When I got home I only got given Volterol. I suspect this drug is fairly good, but it simply couldn't cut it and I couldn't sleep for about a week. Oh, and the morphine going into my thigh wasn't fun either, it burns. edit: oh, and nipple piercings sting a bit. it's bad enough when they're done but the absolute worst bit is some git whacks them with a stick or something (don't ask) |
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![]() So far... Dislocated Femur: U15's, scored a try, landed on by 14 stone prop, Leg popped out of place. tryed standing up and fell over....popped it back in ![]() ![]() Ruptured Kidney: 15th Minute of game played on my 19th birthday, Scored but was caught by a stray boot. Got up thinking i was only winded and carried on to score another later in the game ![]() Broken hand: 15 seconds into SWY cup Semi, Caught ball from kick-off and was caugth by the oponents 9, stood on my hand and i got penalised for punching out ( ball in 1 hand, other under his foot ![]() ![]() Not much else other than pulled muscles and bumps & bangs not much else. |
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was on roller blades...traveling at 35mph being dragged by a 11.5 sm kite.....hit park bench with shins! huge pain ensued!
ogh and a phesant on the upper arm at 80mph! |
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After getting severe gravel rash after jumping of my SV at 110mph wearing Jeans. Taken to hospital, x-rayed, then released - still with gravel in legs. It was so deep in the knees you could see bone. And on my left calf it was big and deep and oh so fleshy. *Yummy* got a great photo somewhere.
That was little painful, but thankfully natural adrenaline took most pain away. What REALLY hurt was the next day... sat in the bath... with a sterile scrubbing brush... ![]() ...scrubbing my wounds clean. Now THAT Fecking hurt. I sat there for 30 mins, drank 1/4 bottle of whiskey (and i HATE whiskey), giving myself a prep talk.... then when i did put scrub to flesh... AAARRRGGGhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Reason for self cleaning my wounds - NHS didnt have the resources. I took 3 weeks off work cos i couldnt walk. Then quit my job when my manager tried to tell me that my absence was "unwarrented". ![]() ![]() ![]() Love to push her out of her car at 110mph wearing jeans! |
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Eek, I'm sat here gringeing. Well after childbirth - 62 hours thank you, it has to be four wisdom teeth out, they wouldn't come out easily so they cut through the side of my mouth, in three parts.
Then when I pulled my achiles tendon. But these all pale with what I've read here. ![]() Nutty x |
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If that's the first time you've heard that, I'll be amazed.
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