Is this rust normal?

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by chris8886

always an amusing one in the sports shop i work is 'will you go and find me a left handed hockey stick please'

Motorbike shops: Fetch me a clutch cable for a bmw GS *whatever* (the model with the hydraulic clutch)

Originally Posted by flymo

I got sent to the sweet shop when I was little for a 'quarter bag' of clitoris fruits

The girl in the shop nearly died laughing. I was young and naive and had no idea what it was about

Liar , this was last week

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

Liar , this was last week

So much more PC than what I was going to type and have myself potentially banned, luckily I held back.

i sent a young lad into the bosses office with a axe and a note
the note said "give us the rest of the day off or i'll chop up your desk" classic

Originally Posted by chris8886

'will you go and find me a left handed hockey stick please'

OK, here's one on Ebay - linky

What was so difficult about that?

Originally Posted by flymo

I got sent to the sweet shop when I was little for a 'quarter bag' of clitoris fruits

The girl in the shop nearly died laughing. I was young and naive and had no idea what it was about

Haaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaa!

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by davepreston

i sent a young lad into the bosses office with a axe and a note
the note said "give us the rest of the day off or i'll chop up your desk" classic

My mate used to work in a fish gutting place and once told a lad that someone in the bank had ordered some fish so gave him a letter and a plastic bag with a large slightly rotting fish. The kid went into the bank and handed over the letter "Give me all your money or I'll slap you around the face with a rotting fish"
classic