Ducati Desmosedici vs Ferrari 430 Scuderia

I've beaten nearly every type of motor on my £250 scooter, on my morning commute, in addition I get 90 miles to the gallon, road tax is £15, insurance £11 (i'm old). Come to think of it passed a few bikes too

I've also held up a load of motors on my scooter, when the traffic clears

Don't do the riding like an idiot, never have, not fussed if others want to though, it's a choice. This test was a little rubbish though, I have to admit.

Scooters are like __________(please fill in yourself), great fun but you would not want your mates to know you'd ridden one

[DarrenSV650S]

What a load of pish