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Old 15-11-09, 05:05 PM   #21
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Wow, are you that good a shot?
If he's not, I am.

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As an aside, just how legal is it to shoot the scrotums of philandering men in a park anyway?
Who cares, it's fun. Speeding is illegal, but that never stopped most of us from doing it.
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Old 15-11-09, 05:05 PM   #22
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Wow, are you that good a shot?

As an aside, just how legal is it to shoot the scrotums of philandering men in a park anyway?
You have no idea Miss Flakes

Just imagine whanging a shot into a pendulous scrotum and creating a Newton`s Cradle effect


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Old 15-11-09, 05:11 PM   #23
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I vote for Hose Pipe or Triumphant music at the moment of climax!
When I was 15 you wouldn't have had time to get the hose out...
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Old 15-11-09, 05:15 PM   #24
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You lot are bored today!

I think it would be a lot of fun if you used a cross bow though.

By using a crossbow bolt, said bouncing scrotum would be pinned to the floor/ground/chavette and sliding the punctured scrotum up the bolt would be fantastically painful, especially if the bolt was serrated and coated with nettle spines.
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Old 15-11-09, 05:16 PM   #25
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Ok I`m all for shooting balls off and stuff but that was too much
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Old 15-11-09, 05:18 PM   #26
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Maybe slightly savage.... Haha
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Old 15-11-09, 06:45 PM   #27
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lol

I would have belted out some cheesey love music from the wireless

hope they were protected

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Old 15-11-09, 08:23 PM   #28
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lmfao this thread has become a classic over night :P
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Old 15-11-09, 08:29 PM   #29
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I am not a fan of boy bits...

Can you tell?
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I am not a fan of boy bits...

Can you tell?
You just never had the right ones banging on your back door
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