Driving whilst picking your nose

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

I bet pulling that out was the most immense feeling! Like when you finally manage to go for that pee you have held onto for hours until your face is purple and sweating with the pain and you have to do the penguin walk so the pee doesn't run down your leg.....

The immediate relief was wonderful, a feeling of lightness in my head and a sudden release of pressure that was causing a monster head ache. If you could combine that feeling with coital glow, it would knock your socks off and out of the window!

As for the penguin walk, I know it well. That final second just before sitting down and it is actually starting to flow a tiny amount. Oh yes, that lovely feeling of going Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. It was like that, only better.

I should have kept it in a jar...

[Bri w]

My thanks for all those who have contributed to the biggest laugh I've had all week. And when the school bell goes, please leave in an orderly fashion and no running.

As to the Ahhhhhhhhhhh felling JF; I remember queueing outside a nightclub for 1/2 an hour totally cross legged. Immediately visited the boys once inside. Stood at the porcelain, and lent back whilst Ahhhhhhhh-ing. Woke up in A & E sometime later with the mother of all cuts on the back of my head and a pair of sodden trews.

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Bri w

As to the Ahhhhhhhhhhh felling JF; I remember queueing outside a nightclub for 1/2 an hour totally cross legged. Immediately visited the boys once inside. Stood at the porcelain, and lent back whilst Ahhhhhhhh-ing. Woke up in A & E sometime later with the mother of all cuts on the back of my head and a pair of sodden trews.

Oh No... I dread to think what happened. On another note, I am sure that the Nurses loved you, nothing like a young lad smelling of booze and urine on a Saturday night.