At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to...

[Paul the 6th]

yeah beer-rear MYC... mainly due to the gas and volumetric quantity of drink taken in.. worse with beer, better with woo woo (which actually kind of hydrates you a tiny bit via cranberry juice)

next time you buy a pitcher of woo woo, ask for orange juice instead of cranberry. just tastes like tropical juice and always buy about 3 more vodka shots for the pitcher. gets you smashed but no hangover, tis amazing

[Messie]

Fine in front of wife/husband.

Never in front of lover/mistress

[Bibio]

right from the off. i dont give a hoot where i let one rip and i take great enjoyment in doing it in a lift full of people.

Originally Posted by timwilky

Oh, however, it is never acceptable to let one go whilst be pleasured in a certain way by a partner. that is just nasty.

You ain't doing it right then

....and, why is it that majority of women deny farting?

Many a times there's been an almighty one let off in the bedroom, now I know damn well it wasn't me, I take immense pleasure in brewing before dropping mine, but the wife will swear on her mothers grave it wasn't her! Anyone know of a troupe of flatulent burglars?

I fart all the time, don't know why, doesn't matter what I eat, plain salad or a madras, my farts smell aweful. Sometimes I've even been disgusted with what I've produced!

With my gf I fart all the time, Jesus I've woken us both up on many occasions! She for some reason laughs when I fart... So it's her fault if she doesn't actually like it, she is leading me on... Haha

I also use it to my advantage in the van if my mate hasnt pulled his weight at work.

I'd also like to add, farting while riding a bike is a strange experience...

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Roberrrrt

(german sauna?)

Farting's fine but I understand there are to be no grenades before marriage.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...fart%20grenade

yep pop it out straight away

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

I guess at the end of the day you releasing methane means you need a visit to the toilet

That's the line my mother used to feed me when I was six. Didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now. I'm a pretty regular once a day, same time every day kind of guy, but I can fart any time, even 10 mins after going.

Sandrine can't remember when my first time farting in front of her was, so I wouldn't worry about it, if it's meant to be then after a while the GF won't remember either. If you sleep with her then she's probably heard you fart many more times than you think.

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

after a while the GF won't remember either.

Eat more eggs...they'll remember