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Old 24-10-11, 05:19 PM   #21
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I'm watching match of the day.

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Bunch of gheys!

Bet they don't even like baked beans!

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Old 24-10-11, 05:20 PM   #22
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I have painted bits of my walls
Was all going quite manly...


... until you said this
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with different shades of white to decide which colour to go for
Like a bloke who wasn't Laurence Llewellyn Bowen would give a monkeys to the colour
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Old 24-10-11, 05:57 PM   #23
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Put a bit of carpet down in the cupboard under the stairs.Spent the weekend putting one of them double helmet shelf / gear hangers up and a couple of shelves for all the helmets in the house (7 in Total now!)

Now my Bike Gear Storage Area and general 'MAN' cupboard (Have been kind to her - let her keep HER hoover in there with my leathers).
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Old 24-10-11, 06:19 PM   #24
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Nit today but friday night I went out about half 8 for a couple beers, stumbled in at half 5! Baby is up at half 6 so spent most of the day trying to recover /hide my pain and only replying "later on" to any request of movement. Tea time came and i got an invite to play play station at an equally immature friends house because his wife and kid are out of town. while the wife went in shower i got dressed when she got out I left her to watch her tv shows so this is at about half 7, i stumbled in at 1... Not bad and I managed drag myself up at 6.30 to sort the baby (and watch match of the day of course).

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Old 24-10-11, 08:22 PM   #25
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Can ya tell what it is yet
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Old 24-10-11, 08:39 PM   #26
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That some sort of penis enlarger you made chris?
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Old 24-10-11, 08:43 PM   #27
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is it for artificial insemination?
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Old 24-10-11, 08:51 PM   #28
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Me wanting a kid in another thread was a joke ya know chaps
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Old 24-10-11, 08:59 PM   #29
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I know what that is Chris................its a valve of some description to vent the farts out of your scuba gear






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Me wanting a kid in another thread was a joke ya know chaps

Sorry.....Olis fault!
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Old 24-10-11, 09:07 PM   #30
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  • I cleared the garden of dog poo
  • I put some air in the tyre on our 4 x 4
  • I rode just shy of 14 miles in the p*ssing rain tonight on my pushbike
  • I then ate a pie when I got in with no vegetables
  • I looked at model railways again on t'internet
  • I looked at how much a 2nd hand Audi RS6 would cost me without considering anything practical like how to pay for it and how much the insurance would be.
  • I cleared up the mess that the dogs made when they raided the bin bag whilst Liz and I were at work today

For me this is manly stuff. But in the grand scheme of things it probably isnt
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