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Old 28-11-11, 08:35 PM   #21
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Old 28-11-11, 09:16 PM   #22
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Old 28-11-11, 10:12 PM   #23
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I'd rather have the blue Dalek
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Old 28-11-11, 10:15 PM   #24
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i think someone should respond the that advert calling him a dirty P****. he quotes he has slept with a 18,19 year old women which are clearly below his age. He is just a sexual predator that should have the car and ladies taken away from him before he abuses them any more. I feel sorry for those girls although he probably did pay them.
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Old 29-11-11, 12:00 AM   #25
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Bloke's a prize to$$er
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Old 29-11-11, 06:41 AM   #26
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What an utter c0ck a doodle don't, without the screws it looks feck all like porn.

You wouldn't be able to have a razz around on the roads with that plate and colour would you? So I'll pass thanks.

Btw, it's massively overpriced.
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Old 29-11-11, 07:06 AM   #27
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But think of the chavettes you'll pull! Or you could buy a Saxo for £134 and have and £13,266 left to spend on Mad Dog (to entice them) and trips to the VD clinic.
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