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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Cheshire
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I was sitting through a case once with a teenage thief who started reading text messages on his phone as the charges were being read out. One of the magistrate put on a haughty voice and said: "Excuse me sir, are you listening?" Without even looking up, the little scrote said: "I listen with my ears, innit." And that was it! Nothing more said- the magistrate just looked embarassed and nodded at the prosecutor to carry on. Quite funny though, I'll give him that.
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He got away with it though. If the magistrate just shot him.
99.99999999% of the country would have been much happier. He clearly isn't very good at hearing or he'd have listened to the law... |
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That would make my blood boil, i wouldve liked to seen the magistrate come down, drag him over the desk/box or whatever it is and start pounding his face in with his (scumbags) phone and say to him when finished, "are you listening now?" |
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