Strangest injuries

I have a hairy axe wound...







...due to a case of wrong tools & tiredness.

I was putting some wooden fence posts in to make a temporary fence on a slope & had been fixing up the garden all day & was about done in.
I hadn't got a mallet or sledge hammer so instead used my log splitting maul.
The last post was higher than i could manage without grabbing a step/stool & typically struggled ahead anyway.
I missed the top of the post & the axe blade swung across the top of my right thigh.

Sufficed to say my jeans went red & I'm now the proud owner of a 4" scar.

[andrewsmith]

Originally Posted by minimorecambe

My best friend is an A&E Nurse.
She once had a girl come in with a light bulb up her floo that she couldn't get out.

It consequently smashed up there and had to be removed piece by piece

Why????

[DJ123]

He had an idea whilst doing a hand stand

Originally Posted by andrewsmith

Why????

Because it would be painful to leave it in?

Originally Posted by minimorecambe

My best friend is an A&E Nurse.
She once had a girl come in with a light bulb up her floo that she couldn't get out.

It consequently smashed up there and had to be removed piece by piece

Wasn't a very bright idea. . . . Just like the cut i have on the bridge of my nose from a screwdriver.

Originally Posted by Bibio

just remembered. i got punched in the face by someone when i was younger and they had a key over their knuckles and i ended up with the imprint on my face.

stuck various sharp implements in my hands. had molten lead over my face and hands due to stonework being to damp. been poisoned by arsenic (galvi flu). burnt the sole of my feet due to standing on hot spent welding rods. the list could go on with working as a blacksmith... lol

Just reminded me about the time me and a mate tried to make mercury pellets for an air rifle, our theory was to use a thermometer and remove the glass at the top, heat bottom so the mercury rises up and out in to a pot, what actually happened was it exploded out and landed on my top lip and burnt me

All my things seem to have a pattern about them looking at them written down

I broke 2 ribs, chipped 5 teeth and had a lovely 90* angle in the side of my head from a work bench.. Still no idea how it happened. I just remember waking up on a spinal board and that's it, oh and there was no one around to see it so it still remains a mystery!


Sent via Crayola using the black crayon.

Just remembered another, was using a set of CW bmx bars as a thingy to slide down an ariel runway in a friends back garden, we'd all been drinking dodgy cider, I went down no bother but failed to move when someone else came down, got a set of bars to the head and leaked a lot of claret.

[Teejayexc]

Originally Posted by minimorecambe

My best friend is an A&E Nurse.
She once had a girl come in with a light bulb up her floo that she couldn't get out.

It consequently smashed up there and had to be removed piece by piece

Did she think it was for dim tuncs?

[TamSV]

Sulphuric acid burn to the testicles.

Knocked myself unconscious with a Pirelli P6.

30 year old carb full of fuel with every screw seized. Decided to apply a little heat...with a blow torch. Holding the flaming carb in my hand, my reaction was to shake it to put the flames out. That released the remaining fuel and also revealed that a further amount had already drained out down my jumper which also then lit up. Like a bad day on the Ho Chi Min trail.

I'm currently sporting a gash to my left calf, pretty bad bruising to my right thigh, a dead leg that's lasted 2 days so far and has given out a couple of times when walking, serious bruising to the abdomen and a little pain in the right shoulder. This was from putting the kids to bed a couple of nights ago.