Hatred Of Volvo Cars By Bikers

Originally Posted by Jelster

• Merc drivers think their cars are 2ft wider than they actually are
  BMW drivers think they have the right to any bit of road you may want to use. (Most of them think their car is faster than your bike....)
  Van drivers are ********s
  Drivers of cars pulling caravans are to be avoided at all costs

You missed:

1. Drivers wearing hats - old, doddery and arthritic. Don't use their mirrors coz they can't turn their necks far enough
2. Short-arsed "steering-wheel chewers" - can't see you coz the can't see over the dash-board
3. Anyone with a "Baby on Board" sign - only pay attention to one life-form
4. Chavs - too many reasons to list
5. Bus drivers - they operate on a different set of highway code rules to the rest of us; theirs is signal/manouvre similataneously, look (optional).
6. Ford Sierra drivers who think it's compusory to have their rear-light cluster wired up wrong


Sorry- I've had a bad day

Originally Posted by Cronos

I guess all sorts of people don't like me!

I like you

Originally Posted by Jabba-the-Hutt

1. Drivers wearing hats - old, doddery and arthritic. Don't use their mirrors coz they can't turn their necks far enough

My Dad always told me too look out for drivers wearing hats

We also forgot "women in small cars" - They only drive small cars because they aren't confident....

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Originally Posted by Jelster

We also forgot "women in small cars" - They only drive small cars because they aren't confident....

Didn't forget - too chicken to type it

I only have room in my heart to hate BMW drivers....














...and chauvenists...

Originally Posted by Ping

I only have room in my heart to hate......... chauvenists...

Not chauvenistic, just factual. My wifes a good driver, but she doesn't drive a car that will fit into a shoe box.... Men generally have a problem driving cars that small.... Something to do with phallic symbols so my Mrs tells me

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Originally Posted by Jelster

Something to do with phallic symbols so my Mrs tells me

From a guy riding a FireBlade - brilliant

Originally Posted by Jabba-the-Hutt

From a guy riding a FireBlade - brilliant

Hey, if was a phallic symbol it would be a ZX10 or Gixxer Thou'.... That's why you see so many of them at Chelsea Bridge on a Friday....

Honda FireBlade - The thinking mans sportsbike

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Originally Posted by Cronos

Well I've just got rid of a Vectra and bought a Merc.... I guess all sorts of people don't like me!

Hmm, despite your desperately trying to 'out' yourself, no-one really seems to have noticed Maybe you should try a more GYKD in-yer-face-type approach than trying to slip it in here.

Whoa , more innuendo than you can throw a stick at there

I hated my old BMW and couldn't wait to get rid of it cos I used to get blokes trying to race me all the time. In the MG, people seem to think I'm a hairdresser so can be caught off guard by my biker's killer instinct.

I used to own a Volvo estate, and I have had a volvo estate pull out in front of me which ended up in me having steel holding my shoulder together.

I think the people that used to drive Volvo's in the old days have now moved on to Rover 400's and Daewoo cars. The Volvo has evolved and attracts a different type of driver.