Medical question. Guys only

I think the key thing is to wear tight fitting undies after, my ex didn't at first and was in a lot of pain.

Sorry, I know, bloke only thread.

[Balky001]

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

However all became obvious as mentioned impact was made and half the bucket was sucked up in one massive intake.

Where was the other end of the hose pipe attached? Was it a clenching motion that sucked the water up

I'm thinking of getting the snip but not sure about the brick job

Balky...You cheeky devil! It was not inserted in a blinking sphinct it was placed in my mouth....tut!

[Balky001]

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Balky...You cheeky devil! It was not inserted in a blinking sphinct it was placed in my mouth....tut!

Just checking as it must have been some impact

Originally Posted by stu369

... still got sent out to buy a Christmas tree a few days after it.

Is rubbing the area with a Christmas Tree part of the treatment then? Is it, like, drenched in Dettol and shoved up your a.....?

Well better than my post op therapy when "things" assumed canon b*ll proportions! Why complain you might think? Trust me the scarey discolouration and walk like John Wayne with drawing pins in his shoes wasn't funny.

Old Curry Finger suggested wrapping them with a tea towel filled with ice and gently applying a rolling pin!

No probs and not a lot of pain for me Just remember to wear your jock strap or they will swell

[Stu]

Originally Posted by BILLY

No probs and not a lot of pain for me Just remember to wear your jock strap or they will swell

Sounds like a good investment rather than tight underwear

Stu wrote:

Sounds like a good investment rather than tight underwear

Your right mate, can't be going around showing a knicker line can yer? :P

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Stu wrote:

Your right mate, can't be going around showing a knicker line can yer? :P

Shouldn't that be "knacker line"?