Grr! Women!

Originally Posted by Ping

Oh FFS.

*whine whine whine whine* Women this, women that...

If you DON'T mean to say ALL WOMEN are like that, WHY specify 'women' in the title?

Oooops ANGRY CAPITALS looks like a forum domestic looming up... getting too hot for me, must go, the good lady has just requested my presence...

Originally Posted by Razor

+1

+2

This is sooo funny.. you should use the force, young Jedi master...did you not read the small writing when you signed your marriage certificate..? it clearly states that-

a)Everything that happens from this day forward is your fault

b)You will accurately predict your partners every need

c)You have the ability to read her mind

D)Turn into a human super hero when required

If you did not read the small writing...this in turn is your fault...

Yes this is a well documented problem sir. Here is the survival guide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Another candidate for killing.

Seriously. Get to it Scoobs.

Like, come on. We let you live on the same planet as us, we even pretend to listen when you are rabbiting on about things. (Like shoes normally.)
I think its fair to say, we have all had enough at this point, and its time to thin the herd. All women killed, and then we can get on with being seriously seriously gay in peace.

The way God intended.

Ping have you ever wondered why the Pope wont let women into the priesthood? God told him they are not up to standard is why. The pope knows which side his bread is buttered I tell you what. And so does God for that matter. Right God?

RIGHT PHIL

Damn right. More or less settles it then.

Oh Baph, you should recognise PMS by now

Originally Posted by Ed

Oh Baph, you should recognise PMS by now

*Baffled look*

WELL PHIL, WOMAN NEEDED TO BE TAKEN DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO, SO I CURSED THEM, EVERY MONTH, SO THAT THEY WILL KNOW WHAT SIDE THEIR BREAD IS BUTTERED. FOR IT IS WRITTEN. FOR I WROTE IT.

Oh right. Thanks God. And that whole "bread buttered" thing is mine by the way. Think up your own phrases.

IT WAS I THAT CAME UP WITH THAT PHRASE ON THE THIRD DAY OF CREATION, MY CHILD, NOW WATCH IT OR I WILL CURSE YOU TOO

Alright. Relax God. I was just sayin, is all.

Poor Baph. Not your fault, mate - Ceri is right.



I can cope with the mood swings, the getting blamed for stuff beyond my control, the total lack of logic or foresight, the failure to realise that the knobs on gas cookers give infinite control rather than off and full-on incinerate mode, the "I can't be overdrawn as I've still got some cheques left" arguement............. all of that I can cope with.


However, I can't cope with the inability to park straight


The above is not to be taken seriously, but I'm going to run and hide anyway

What you mean I didn't think it was that bad.....

Oh lordy, Phil is talking to God again