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28-03-12, 10:27 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Whats Voldemorts least favourite animal?
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28-03-12, 01:52 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Can you spare just £2.00?
Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He has only one arm, one leg and one eye. Every day, he has to ride seven miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bicycle with bent wheels, no brakes and only on epedal. If you send us just £2.00, we'll send you the video. It's feckin' hilarious! Pete 
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29-03-12, 06:16 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Q. What's the difference between paraffin, petrol and diesel?
A. There's 2 ffs in paraffin but no effin' petrol or diesel 
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29-03-12, 08:09 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Husband & wife at Asda, he puts a box Stella in trolley. "What you think ur doing "? Asks wife. "Its on offer, £10 for 24 cans" "Put em back we can't afford it" says wife. A few aisles on wife picks up £20 jar of face cream & puts it in trolley. "What u doing"? Asks husband. "It makes my face look beautiful" she says. Husband says, " So does 24 cans of Stella & it's half the ****ing price...
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29-03-12, 09:10 PM
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I grew up in a tough part of town. The local yobs used to cover me in chocolate and cream and then put a cherry on my head.
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06-04-12, 09:28 PM
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Getting a blowjob from an ugly person is like rock climbing,
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06-04-12, 09:35 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Best one's from a nun who's taken her false teeth out.
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06-04-12, 09:37 PM
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Paddy gets a phone call from the police, "your house has been broken in to, they've drank all your beer and raped your wife"..... Paddy says "BE JEEESUS..!! I can't believe they shagged her after only 4 cans!!"
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