The TV Mini Mehga thread.

[KnightRider]

Originally Posted by Warthog

So long as I am prepared, I don't mind. I am willing to be the cure to his disease, the punchbag to his Mike Tyson, the Macauly Culkin to his Michael Jackson...

The bun to his frankfurter...
The taco to his chilli sauce...

This is just too easy so I will stop there.

Originally Posted by KnightRider

The bun to his frankfurter...
The taco to his chilli sauce...

This is just too easy so I will stop there.

Please do.

Okay I am officially bored of applying for jobs now. I must have applied for 50 jobs and not a single response. I hate the fact that my getting put forward for a job is down to some agency numpty who probably has some invisible criteria.............."oh, he get's angry and smashes up PC's!!".............bin.

Sheesh.

Or should I not mention that as a 'skill'?

Wanna slip me your CV and I'll see if there is anything glaringly wrong with it? Possibly don't mention the uncontrollable rage...?

(Are you sending me my necklace, heatsink and fan yet? I am desperate!)

Originally Posted by Warthog

Wanna slip me your CV and I'll see if there is anything glaringly wrong with it? Possibly don't mention the uncontrollable rage...?

(Are you sending me my necklace, heatsink and fan yet? I am desperate!)

I will be at The Shire tomorrow, shall I just bring them then?

I also found a pair of kinky knickers...........were they yours too?

Originally Posted by Venom

A pearl one?

Sick boy.

Ooh yeah, bring them to the meet tomorrow!

The knickers are your wife's, but I'll have them anyway.

Nice to see you all last night...

Originally Posted by Grinch

Nice to see you all last night...

Twas a pleasure Dan, do come again! Beats Croydon

Originally Posted by Warthog

Twas a pleasure Dan, do come again! Beats an attic in Croydon

Amended.

Was nice to see you Dan1 (seeing as you are older than me) and the rest of you. Had a nose over your new bike Sosha, very nice. I'm sure I've seen that on past rideouts.......................