The TV Mini Mehga thread.

Looks like I will not only be a homeless bum but soon to be an unemployed one. Can life get any better?

Rumours are flying that September will be cut off for all contractors to BT.

Originally Posted by BigApe

Looks like I will not only be a homeless bum but soon to be an unemployed one. Can life get any better?

Rumours are flying that September will be cut off for all contractors to BT.

Well you won't be homeless Mr Ape but you can join me in the dole queue!

Originally Posted by BigApe

Looks like I will not only be a homeless bum but soon to be an unemployed one. Can life get any better?

Rumours are flying that September will be cut off for all contractors to BT.

Aw Si, that's some hefty bad luck coming your way at the moment. Maybe you should buy a lottery ticket as your luckw ill change soon I'm sure. I always have a spare bed at mine if you need. And some food, so you won't at least have to sleep on the streets and eat rubbish!

Originally Posted by Warthog

Aw Si, that's some hefty bad luck coming your way at the moment. Maybe you should buy a lottery ticket as your luckw ill change soon I'm sure. I always have a spare bed at mine if you need. And some food, so you won't at least have to sleep on the streets and eat rubbish!

Thank you kindly for your offer. Dan has already agreed to let me have space at his house. Last chance to back out Dan.

Originally Posted by BigApe

Dan has already agreed to let me have space at his house. Last chance to back out Dan.

WHAT HAVE I DONE????

Just beware of his cats, they walk up to you then just climb vertically up you using their claws! Hurts! Also remember the Team America arm waving when inactive so that Dan doesn't bash a hole in his TV with you and throw you out of the window

Trip to Slough Hein Gerrike for oil....

So - go in buy oil leave.... easy...but the shop people engage me in conversation...

cue the delayed installation of the art of conversation into my brain. Not sure it was fully operational. Foxed by the element of surprise.

Anyway they're all very nice.

They sell loads of stuff - Not sure what as I just went in there for oil - but there was lots of it. All useful possibly. But not as useful as the oil. Which was why I was there.

And you can park there and everything.

You can't buy 4l of 10/40 semi synth though.
I just bought the last one
- but they were on the phone ordering more as I left.

Bored yet?

Good.

Great story. You should be an after dinner speaker.

Just spreading the misery.

Still at work.

Anyway wouldn't that require "the art of conversation" - you know I'm not sure I have it - I was in Hein Gerrike for oil today and......


Mwuahahahahahaha

Fixing my PC today with Dan's FREE chip. Just to give Dan his due, he gave me a FREE chip. What a nice man.

Maybe you should ask yourselves, "what have I given Nick free?"