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Old 07-11-10, 10:41 AM   #3511
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN




Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts.

Haha Soo true
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How many screws are there in a lesbian's bed?






















None!

It's all tongue and groove!
 
Old 07-11-10, 01:41 PM   #3513
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Old 07-11-10, 02:16 PM   #3514
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Anyone got that call of duty african-american ops yet?
 
Old 09-11-10, 12:03 PM   #3516
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I don't get the Ethiopians and Kenyans.

Running a 26 mile marathon... piece of p***! But ask them to walk 5 miles for water... winge, winge, f***ing winge.

-frankie boyle-
 
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The Irish arm of Al Qeada have claimed resposibility for driving a cement truck off a bridge onto a commuter train in Surrey.

Police believe it was a suicide mortar attack!

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Two blondes are stood on either side of a lake. The frist blonde shouts to the second blonde, "how do I get to the other side of the lake?"
The second blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side of the lake"
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Apple have announced a new product, just for women. The I-Tit will be a breast implant that plays MP3's.

Women's groups are said to be very pleased as they are sick of men looking at their chests and not listening to them.

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