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07-11-10, 10:41 AM | #3511 | |
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07-11-10, 01:39 PM | #3512 |
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How many screws are there in a lesbian's bed?
None! It's all tongue and groove! |
07-11-10, 01:41 PM | #3513 |
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09-11-10, 07:42 AM | #3515 |
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Anyone got that call of duty african-american ops yet?
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09-11-10, 12:03 PM | #3516 |
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I don't get the Ethiopians and Kenyans.
Running a 26 mile marathon... piece of p***! But ask them to walk 5 miles for water... winge, winge, f***ing winge. -frankie boyle- |
09-11-10, 12:08 PM | #3517 |
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The Irish arm of Al Qeada have claimed resposibility for driving a cement truck off a bridge onto a commuter train in Surrey.
Police believe it was a suicide mortar attack! Pete |
09-11-10, 12:27 PM | #3518 |
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Two blondes are stood on either side of a lake. The frist blonde shouts to the second blonde, "how do I get to the other side of the lake?"
The second blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side of the lake" |
09-11-10, 12:32 PM | #3519 |
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Apple have announced a new product, just for women. The I-Tit will be a breast implant that plays MP3's.
Women's groups are said to be very pleased as they are sick of men looking at their chests and not listening to them. Pete |
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