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09-11-10, 05:21 PM
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09-11-10, 05:25 PM
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09-11-10, 05:38 PM
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the driver had burnt lips from the exaust,
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09-11-10, 09:04 PM
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Why do women get married in white?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So they match all the other kitchen appliances! .................................Taxi for B1k3R 
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10-11-10, 04:21 PM
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What do you call a Mexican peeping tom?
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11-11-10, 09:11 AM
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 Keith you are still a legend
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11-11-10, 09:51 AM
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11-11-10, 02:26 PM
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Grammar is everything. Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse!
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11-11-10, 02:29 PM
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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11-11-10, 03:35 PM
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Do you take the top half, the bottom half, or all of her? |
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