The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here - Page 354 - SV650.org

Swin · 11-11-10, 04:15 PM

Being British, we'd probably form an orderly queue...

11-11-10, 04:23 PM

^ that

11-11-10, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metalangel

You and your mate Oliver are walking down the street when (insert porn star/actress/hot girl's name here) jumps out in front of you and tears her clothes off.

Do you take the top half, the bottom half, or all of her?

All of her, esp if it's holly willoughby!

Dave20046 · 11-11-10, 09:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSSLaLKgSek

As just featured on have I got news..

andrewsmith · 11-11-10, 09:33 PM

lol just seen it

well they normally get away with it

12-11-10, 07:35 PM

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!

12-11-10, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!

pure class

13-11-10, 08:33 AM

The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.

I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook."

She said, "You watch porn."

Bitch.

13-11-10, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd

What do you call a Mexican peeping tom?

Senor Minge

Living in Spain listening to spiccos all day long. That had me chuckling in a right old schoolboyish way. Nice one Keith.

14-11-10, 07:46 AM

I just got off the phone to the rape advice line, apparently it's just for victims.

11-11-10, 04:15 PM	#3531
Swin Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 454	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Being British, we'd probably form an orderly queue...

11-11-10, 04:23 PM	#3532
barwel1992 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here ^ that

11-11-10, 09:33 PM	#3535
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here lol just seen it well they normally get away with it __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

12-11-10, 07:35 PM	#3536
keithd Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!

13-11-10, 08:33 AM	#3538
2hys Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day. I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook." She said, "You watch porn." Bitch.

14-11-10, 07:46 AM	#3540
toxic Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here I just got off the phone to the rape advice line, apparently it's just for victims.

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