The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here - Page 356 - SV650.org

Viney · 15-11-10, 10:52 AM

Guys n girls.

Yes agreed what is offensive to someone may not be to others. What you do have to think of, is that yes, we still have some members younger people looking on here. So just be mindful of the level of humour as it may be repeated in a school playground. Thats is all It doesnt need any more discusion.

So as you were

For the record, i laughed, sick as it was...but im wrong when it comes to humor

gruntygiggles · 15-11-10, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viney

Guys n girls.

Yes agreed what is offensive to someone may not be to others. What you do have to think of, is that yes, we still have some members younger people looking on here. So just be mindful of the level of humour as it may be repeated in a school playground. Thats is all It doesnt need any more discusion.

So as you were

For the record, i laughed, sick as it was...but im wrong when it comes to humor

+1 and yes, I giggled a bit too...and grunted!

fizzwheel · 15-11-10, 10:56 AM

Just been reading back through the last page.

I have to agree, lines been crossed there so no more of that style of joke or I'll pull the whole thread.

15-11-10, 11:04 AM

Not really a joke just something that happened to me the other day.
Got overtaken by a young lady who obviously disapproved of my driving style, rather than give me the classic 'you're a w@nker' hand gesture, she used her thumb and index finger, as if to suggest i was some kind of 'tiny w@nker'. I'm still boggled as to how she knew??

Biker Biggles · 15-11-10, 11:32 AM

Did I miss something?

15-11-10, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toxic

All of her, esp if it's holly willoughby!

Apart from her giant, malformed head.

(also, read the joke aloud)

15-11-10, 04:46 PM

"Now that doesn't look like a foot"

Thought the sock.

fizzwheel · 15-11-10, 06:25 PM

Just a quick warning, I will shortly be locking this thread. It'll be purged and then a new one started.

Which is a good excuse for you to recycle all of Cuffys jokes

After discussion amongst the mods any future jokes which are a bit close to the bone, or in no way shape or form U rated, will get pulled. You have been warned.

andrewsmith · 15-11-10, 07:06 PM

I promise to behave next time round

gruntygiggles · 15-11-10, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fizzwheel

Just a quick warning, I will shortly be locking this thread. It'll be purged and then a new one started.

Which is a good excuse for you to recycle all of Cuffys jokes

After discussion amongst the mods any future jokes which are a bit close to the bone, or in no way shape or form U rated, will get pulled. You have been warned.

Coolio

15-11-10, 10:52 AM	#3551
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Guys n girls. Yes agreed what is offensive to someone may not be to others. What you do have to think of, is that yes, we still have some members younger people looking on here. So just be mindful of the level of humour as it may be repeated in a school playground. Thats is all It doesnt need any more discusion. So as you were For the record, i laughed, sick as it was...but im wrong when it comes to humor

15-11-10, 10:56 AM	#3553
fizzwheel Super Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Somerset Posts: 3,614	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Just been reading back through the last page. I have to agree, lines been crossed there so no more of that style of joke or I'll pull the whole thread. __________________ Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition

15-11-10, 11:04 AM	#3554
tactcom7 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Not really a joke just something that happened to me the other day. Got overtaken by a young lady who obviously disapproved of my driving style, rather than give me the classic 'you're a w@nker' hand gesture, she used her thumb and index finger, as if to suggest i was some kind of 'tiny w@nker'. I'm still boggled as to how she knew??

15-11-10, 11:32 AM	#3555
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,070	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Did I miss something? __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

15-11-10, 04:46 PM	#3557
2hys Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here "Now that doesn't look like a foot" Thought the sock.

15-11-10, 06:25 PM	#3558
fizzwheel Super Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Somerset Posts: 3,614	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Just a quick warning, I will shortly be locking this thread. It'll be purged and then a new one started. Which is a good excuse for you to recycle all of Cuffys jokes After discussion amongst the mods any future jokes which are a bit close to the bone, or in no way shape or form U rated, will get pulled. You have been warned. __________________ Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition

15-11-10, 07:06 PM	#3559
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here I promise to behave next time round __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

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