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07-01-08, 11:45 AM
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Re: chat up lines
Would it be possible that you can give me your home address, as I would like to call to ask your father if I may date you?
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07-01-08, 11:55 AM
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Re: chat up lines
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 ) and we ended up going back to mine. She text her father saying where she was going (at this point in their eyes I was a "friend" she used to keep hanging out with quite a lot)... However, he then proceeded to phone my house at around 3am to check she was there and in a separate room, and to find out (in his words) who the f*ck I was - needless to say my folks weren't very happy with me (they didn't even know I had a girliefriend at the time) and even less happpy at being woken by an irate father, then stumbling into their sons room and finding him doing things with a young lady....Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, and I can laugh about it now... Good times. |
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07-01-08, 12:06 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Moral of the story; don't give your house number out!
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07-01-08, 01:33 PM
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Re: chat up lines
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"I" didn't......  Also, it was about 10 years ago, so mobile phones weren't readily available..... |
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07-01-08, 01:53 PM
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07-01-08, 02:20 PM
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Re: chat up lines
I need your help, I need you to kiss me now, in public and with PASSION, you see we're doing a wind up on one of our mates, basically we're rigging it for him to win the "GET OFF WITH THE UGLIEST MINGER YOU CAN" competition.
I thought this one worked for me when I was out with mates a long long time ago for my 21st birthday, as I said this to a pretty young filly I pointed over to my mate (there was no competition), but at the time I was saying it and pointing to him, he was chating up her best mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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07-01-08, 06:22 PM
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Re: chat up lines
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11-01-08, 08:07 PM
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Re: chat up lines
i cant believe some of these lol how about "are you staying for breakfast" lol thats an old classic
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12-01-08, 02:10 AM
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Re: chat up lines
Would you like to see what I look like with a beard?
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12-01-08, 02:24 AM
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Re: chat up lines
*get a couple of cubes of ice in your hand, walk up to the lass n slam em down on the table or bar and say - there, now i've broken the ice lol
worked once... on a 30yr old lass that is lol |
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