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05-07-14, 10:59 AM | #32 | |||
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Re: Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)
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05-07-14, 11:21 AM | #33 |
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Nope! All of these women are dark, sure some have lighter shades over their dark hair, but non are blondes. Collar, cuffs......oh and matching eyebrows
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None of them are ginger either! I'm not sure any have collar and cuffs Lou, I think these ladies use more wax than your average candle factory.
Meanwhile I was kept awake last night by shagging hedgehogs. I never knew that cute little Mrs Tiggywinkles was capable of such grunting and wailing and it went on for several hours! I'm all for having a pair of them living in the garden eating all the slugs but good grief, I had to take a torch out there in the end and ask them to keep the noise down while bribing them with a plate of cat food.
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It takes all sorts I suppose
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The joys of the English language, I am sure that it evolved as a language just to amuse dirty minded folk like me! |
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06-07-14, 07:55 AM | #38 |
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My use of English clearly needs a bit of work. I'll leave someone else to make the jokes about small *****s.
Poor old Shane Warne broke his wrist in the match yesterday and is now in a cast and sling, which the surgeon has set at such a height that if Warne stands next to anyone female in photos it looks like he's trying to cop a feel of their bosom. I only realised as I was about to take a photo of the deputy CEO's 15 year old daughter with him last night and realised it was all looking a bit Rolf Harris! Anyway Ms Scotland/Trinidad showed off a trait last night that I think is vile, she was chewing gum, with her mouth open, at a very smart champagne reception. Ugggghhhhh, not classy at all.
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If she can't chew gum with her mouth closed I bet she can't walk and talk at the same time. I hate gum.
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