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Old 08-01-11, 12:26 PM   #31
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Old 08-01-11, 03:48 PM   #32
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How much drink was involved Amp?
Way too much coffee.

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I'd rather do it with Madonna.
Nope not madonna. 10 years ago mebe.

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Surely when outdoors you have socks and shoes on
That would be an exception to the rule definately, when doing it outside. Unless of course your on the beach.

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Old 08-01-11, 04:18 PM   #33
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Did you try wetting her lips first?
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Old 08-01-11, 04:28 PM   #34
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Did you try wetting her lips first?
Yer but due to the fact its a lengthy tune she got bored, couple that with the fact my whistling/blowing dried em out and got em cold well...have you ever seen a freshly plucked chicken? Similar look with the goosebumps thing goin on.

The blowing also caused a queef which didnt help.

Defo wasnt working anyways
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Old 08-01-11, 05:22 PM   #35
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2 pairs, can never be too safe :P

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Old 08-01-11, 05:27 PM   #36
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LOL!
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Old 08-01-11, 06:19 PM   #37
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Did you try wetting her lips first?
LOL that's like the lesbian perk in Fallout New Vegas..

CASINO RECEPTIONIST: Sorry, I won't gossip. Loose lips sink ships, as they say.
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2 pairs, can never be too safe :P

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How could I guess it'd be you that came in on that?
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Old 08-01-11, 07:34 PM   #39
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What do you mean by that???
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Nothing at all, just that I is psychic!
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