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Old 15-11-09, 08:29 PM   #31
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Old 15-11-09, 08:30 PM   #32
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I've learned that my bike will run out of petrol 23.4 miles after the fuel light comes on - leaving you stranded on the M27 in the ****ing down rain until your friend rocks up with £5 worth of fuel in a jerry can.

It certainly focusses the mind when you have to cross three lanes of traffic to get to the hard shoulder with no power and coasting to a standstill.

So now I know and I won't be doing that again.
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Old 15-11-09, 08:37 PM   #33
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That our bog standard Ford Maverick will wade through a surprinsly deep muddy puddle
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Old 15-11-09, 08:40 PM   #34
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That I truly do not have the dirtiest or sickest mind on the Org, but suspect that I am up there same where!
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Old 15-11-09, 09:57 PM   #35
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Old 15-11-09, 10:03 PM   #36
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That even a 6psi drop on the front can give you a wobble...

Guinness also gives me a wobbley front too but that's a different story.
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Old 15-11-09, 10:28 PM   #37
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I've learnt that as a male, no matter what I say in a conversation with my wife, I am wrong. Even if I'm technically correct, the way I in which I elucidated or explained my side of the issue was incorrect which means of course...that I'm wrong.

Did I say learnt?

I think I meant "I was reminded".

Life just sucks big ones sometimes. And no - I don't want to get over it.

At least I'll be at work tommoz...I can be with members of my own species.
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Old 15-11-09, 10:36 PM   #38
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today i learnt that there is a little bit of front tyre missing on my bike...
kerbs + tyres = bits missing.
Damn it.
I also learnt that after bumping a kerb whilst moving off I can stay shiny side up so thats a bonus. I think.
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Old 15-11-09, 10:38 PM   #39
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Old 15-11-09, 11:01 PM   #40
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Have learned that I can do the journey from Mikes in an hour (best time so far!) and i`ve also learnt that I can actually cook and plan a meal for more than 2 people!
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