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10-12-04, 04:13 PM
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Commiserations mate and positive healing vibes
Reckon you are a toughie... Hope to see you on a ride out soon |
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11-12-04, 06:00 PM
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Won't ride again because of the wrist? Mate, there are people with missing arms riding bikes... There was a great article in one of the magazines last month on the subject, a one armed racer and one-legged commuter. It takes real skill and work, and obviously a modified bike, but it's been done.
I sometimes think doctors like to do what they call "underpromising and overdelivering"- you say "We'll have that to you in 10 days" even though you know it should be 4, because that way the customer thinks you've done really well to get it there in 4. If you tell them 4 days, they'll be getting bad-tempered on the 3rd. Likewise, if they tell you you'll never ride again then you do, you'll feel much better! Of course, it might also make you so down that you don't ever try, and that'd be a real tragedy. The doctor that fixed my right hand up told me I'd be lucky to get any use of 2 of my fingers, literally a month later they were almost fine and I could play guitar again. Still terrible at it, but now I have an excuse!
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15-12-04, 12:33 PM
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Hello my children
Bertie hates to see a young man so unhappy so I have some good news for you. The spirits have told Bertie that you will indeed ride again, and hard and sweaty riding it will be too. Before Bertie forgets though a question of you is required. Do you have any close male friends my child ? Bertie forsees a beautiful coming together for you young Tim and Bertie is never wrong !!! Bertie!!! |
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15-12-04, 01:01 PM
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Well, I suppose yes, I do... Ian (chutz). But I really hope you don't mean what I think you mean!! He's far too shiny up top for my liking!!! 
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15-12-04, 01:04 PM
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No Tim, I know of Chutz and he prefers to spanks the female flesh...someone else perhaps...someone you're not telling us of yet ?
Bertie |
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15-12-04, 01:08 PM
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I also drink solely from the furry cup, so to speak. Perhaps it is one of my many lady friends you are seeing in the spirits, Berite? I do have some lady friends who do look a little like men from a distance. The odd one or two also like indulge in the pleasures of that same furry cup!!!!
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15-12-04, 01:12 PM
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do you have any pictures of these women you speak of ?
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15-12-04, 01:15 PM
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And whilst we're on , Bertie, how do you know what I like ? Oh, mystic right ? Well at least you got that one right dude. I need a few more spirits myself now. Tim, pictures....I've seen a few of your furry friends but always have time for more
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15-12-04, 01:18 PM
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 No, unfortunately not - well they aren't the most easy on the eye dykes!! |
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15-12-04, 01:19 PM
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