Your favourite quotes?

I forgot this one

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"F*ck off , and when you`ve F*cked off , F*ck off some more" Can`t remember when I said it or to whom , but I wasn`t very happy with their presence in my company .

"My eyes are as Red as the Devil`s Scrotum" Paul the 6th , Hardy Bikers Rideout II

"There is no such thing as bad Weather , only bad Clothing" Billy Connolly

[Richie]

a few army quotes.

A Plan is only a plan until you get incoming fire.

10.25, 10.26 COME ON, 10.28, COME ON, COME ON. 10.30 Fail....!

Drop and give me infinaty !

Don't get a sad on, get a mag on and Stag on.

The Balls in your court now.

Army V RAF = Dig in, not check in.

It's not training if it's not raining.

At the end of the day the sun goes down.

poo happens

Get a life.

Get a Grip.

Are we nearly there yet?

In coming rounds have right of way. FACT

Check your 5 & 20's

Cameling Cameling Cameling stops... jump off, hump off, Look inside. On inspection you find "No water", refill camel, Hump on, jump on, Carry on cameling.

Never trust a grunt.

Early knock off lads, POETS day tomorrow. (Pee Of Earlie Tomorrows Saturday)

A moaning wingeing squaddie is only truly happy if he's moaning or wingeing. FACT

It's like oral sex.....one slip of the tongue & your in the sh*t!!

[Swin]

Most anything by Oscar Wilde, Groucho Marx or WC Fields

Particular favourite (as I don't like cut flowers much) by Wilde:

I like flowers, I also like children, but I don't feel the need to cut children's heads off and store them in vases in my rooms

Originally Posted by Swin

I like flowers, I also like children, but I don't feel the need to cut children's heads off and store them in vases in my rooms

I do .

[yorkie_chris]

Alcohol free beer, it's like licking your sisters kitten. Tastes the same, but it's just not right.

A plan never survives first contact with the enemy/reality.

We keep designing things to be idiot proof, and they keep designing better idiots.

'These are the days that must happen to you' used by Dan Walsh, taken from Walt Whitman, I'm a big Walt fan.

Also, see signature.

[Paul the 6th]

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

I did not say "gheyest"! I said greatest.

sorry for mis-quoting you mkb (it does sound better though )