5 Random facts

[hindle8907]

Originally Posted by tactcom7

1. I crashed my new (to me) zx-10r after 24 hours of ownership.
2. I had to break my SV to pay for said accident.
3. I dropped the same zx-10 after I'd fixed it doing a u-turn and lied and told everyone I'd slipped on diesel at the petrol station (oh the shame)
4. My ex girlfriend joined this site under a fake name (me3987) using fake pictures etc to try and lure me into trouble.
5. I enjoy doing the washing up.
6. I have an alien costume...

haha every one of them made me chuckle .

1. Even though the persona of being a grumpy git is one I created and like, I'm not really
2. I'm really bored being a builder and want to do something else.
3. I worry too much about consequences of my actions, wether that is riding, driving etc, the complete opposite of me 10-15 years ago, motorbikes especially scare the crap out of me a lot of the time.
4. I still play footie once a week at 40 years old, badly
5. I hate getting older and the thought of giving up the things I like doing as a result of older age.

[Bibio]

1. i have only been out the country once in my life
2. i have never been to Wales
3. insanity runs in my family
4. i have an IQ of 135 but have dyslexia
5. i dont like jaffa cakes

[Mr Speirs]

1. I like big butts
2. I cannot lie
3. I have found that other blokes can't deny that they like big butts either
4. I can't stop staring
5. Girls frequently want to get into my Mercedes Benz

1, i am an alien
2, i was born in scotland
3, in glasgow
4, in govan
5, that covers it really

1. I was born in Germany
2. I don't speak a word of German
3. Never slept with a girl younger than me
4. I'm brewing my own beer
5. I agree with Mr Spears

some of those are bloody hilarious

1. i detest inane whistling..
2. i've been to wales and dont intend going back there anytime soon.
3. i am bi-polar (explains a lot
4. I was held hostage for about an hour by about 300 Goodyear Tyre employees who had been shut out the factory and were on strike
5. my feet smell

[maviczap]

Originally Posted by SuzukiNess

1. i detest inane whistling..

Ooh another one I agree with

I was filming with a band on a tour bus, one of the rules was don't take a dump in the bathroom probally for good reason...anyways on tour you don't eat as well as you should. So i go to pick up a heavy flight case and farted! I legged it with my kit leaving behind a surprise!

I nearly drowned as a teenager racing sail boats.

Same thing happen again when I was teaching got caught in a tornado/really bad storm.

One July 4th we legged it from the Feds cause most of were underaged.

I got lost in NYC leaving a Yankess game when I was teenager it was 1am, it wasn't like home alone 2!

1. I'm a lesbian in a man's body, 2. Most comedy programs make me cringe, 3. I believe that life on this planet started when aliens emptied their portaloo from their spaceship onto this planet, 4. Worst nightmare is when I think that i'm not dreaming, 5. I'm never alone when i'm with myself.
Ste.

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