stupid things you do when you wake up

[Mr Speirs]

Kerri once dreamed I was reversing my car and that I was going to hit a wall.
So at 2.30am she swung her arm and smacked me in the heart.

I woke up thinking I'd been jumped on by a horse!!
The only thing I could say was..

'WHAT THE HELL???????'

Tell my wife for the 50th time that night that...

I CAN'T DO F*** ALL ABOUT THE SNORING WHEN I'M ASLEEP!

What is it about this concept that women don't get?

I usually wake myself up with my snoring, it's so loud! The other morning I woke up thinking I'd heard shouting, then I realised it was me! I think I need help.

Originally Posted by Lou M

I usually wake myself up with my snoring, it's so loud! The other morning I woke up thinking I'd heard shouting, then I realised it was me! I think I need help.

Nope your completely normal!

[flymo]

Originally Posted by Girth

Every morning, my bed is transformed into a tent.

For some reason that suits your avatar so well

Woke up early morning one night while dreaming about picking something up off a shelf. While in the motion of bending down to get it I woke up and continued to do the same action headbutting my girl friend in the back of the head!

Scratch my balls whilst yawning loudly and shuffling about heading for the shower

That`s the normal part , the stupid part is getting into the shower and forgetting to hit the button twice , one hit is "On" , second hit is "Heat" ....... many a time I have stepped back into an Icy BLAST of water and screamed like Homer Simpson .

Look around me to see if I'm in my own bed, if I'm not I look beside me to see whose bed I am in. I suffer with serious memory problems until I have fully woken up, some days I don't remember what my own room looks like.

Go to work...

think about my bike.. oh..!!! and turn of the TV..!