Unusual wakeup calls

One from a few weeks ago...

The riot police with very angry dogs were banging on the downstairs flats door at 3am! Looked out the window and got an angry hello as if I had woken them up!

They later made there way up to my flat to question me about the bloke downstairs, i don't even know him and i do need my beauty sleep.

Apparently the man had threatened to kill his wife and baby with a gun, lovely neighbourhood to live in!

mate walked in (me and mrs giggles staying in his pub) slapped a butt plug on my forehead said nice **** he then walked over to the window opened his robe and shouted goodmorning carlise then asked mrs giggles if she wanted a brew

Ooh I just remembered a couple. 3am fire alarm cos my idiot of a housemate had set it off frying potatoes in fat b0llock naked...I b0llocked him after that I tell ya!

Another time at stupid o clock in the morning, some drunk fella was trying to batter down our front door asking if his mate was living at the top flat, ended up getting the police round

[Swin]

Having my cat insert a claw into my nostril because I had the cheek to breathe on him in my own bed - that made my eyes water!

A navy mate of mine woke up after a drunken slumber, didn't realise the guys had laid a whispa bar to melt on him in the night, he was extremely sheepish, thinking he'd grand slammed his bed in the night!

Waking up thinking i was blind only to find the cat had decided to go to sleep ON MY FACE
*You in the back, stop sniggering!*

Strange creatures =p

Got woken up once from a weird scrabbling noise then a huge thud...our old cat had fallen off the window ledge when he was asleep He very often woke us up with his snoring too!

Hehe speaking of pets, I forgot about my alsatian's habit of thundering up the stairs of a morning and launching himself on top of me in the bed, covering my face with licks, bless 'im. He's not a light puppy either!