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Old 20-10-09, 03:35 PM   #31
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come on more stupid things required.............................I need 10! I will post the pics if they are achieved
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Old 20-10-09, 03:35 PM   #32
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errr? What type of pet?
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Old 20-10-09, 03:41 PM   #33
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Fill in your Visa form wrong and Step over the White Line at customs. They will shoot you!
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Old 20-10-09, 03:47 PM   #34
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find a gay bar and shout " oh no the ****ing puffs are everywhere RUN!!!"

keep your back to the wall and hope you live
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Old 20-10-09, 03:57 PM   #35
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errr? What type of pet?




The gecko can ride the sloth when his little legs get tired. It's an entertaining match made in heaven.
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Old 20-10-09, 04:32 PM   #36
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find a gay bar and shout " oh no the ****ing puffs are everywhere RUN!!!"

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u talk like a man with experience"
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Old 20-10-09, 04:35 PM   #37
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They make a really huge deal out of it.

(no t-shirts is actually a law over there, shirts and shoes at all times (as in no bare skin, u'll see why this is imposed when your out there, BLUBBBERRRR)).
So tlw IS going?
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Old 20-10-09, 04:41 PM   #38
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Take a pack of condoms, walk into a supermarket / pub with one on your head and blow it up when you reach the bar/checkout

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Old 21-10-09, 04:02 PM   #39
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Get married. Then don't tell your friends or family for a few weeks after you get back, then REALLY casually drop it into conversation and see if anyone notices. That's what I did.
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Old 21-10-09, 04:08 PM   #40
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1. put spiderman in a headlock
A VERY large guy got out of a very small Smart Car once and did just that to me. While i was wearing a lid too.
3 cars of armed cops pulled up a min or so later to break up the ensuing fight.

And no, this is not one of my made up scenarios just for a giggle, it really did happen.
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