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come on more stupid things required.............................I need 10! I will post the pics if they are achieved
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Fill in your Visa form wrong and Step over the White Line at customs. They will shoot you!
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find a gay bar and shout " oh no the ****ing puffs are everywhere RUN!!!"
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![]() ![]() ![]() The gecko can ride the sloth when his little legs get tired. It's an entertaining match made in heaven.
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So tlw IS going?
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Take a pack of condoms, walk into a supermarket / pub with one on your head and blow it up when you reach the bar/checkout
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Get married. Then don't tell your friends or family for a few weeks after you get back, then REALLY casually drop it into conversation and see if anyone notices. That's what I did.
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A VERY large guy got out of a very small Smart Car once and did just that to me. While i was wearing a lid too.
3 cars of armed cops pulled up a min or so later to break up the ensuing fight. And no, this is not one of my made up scenarios just for a giggle, it really did happen.
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