Bloody kids

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

You just never had the right ones banging on your back door

Is that a slight error in use of the English language?



Or have you just made a very dirty joke?

Hahahah just found this thread, absolutely hilarious!!

I would have shouted rather loudly, 'YES OFFICER, THERE THEY ARE'

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Is that a slight error in use of the English language?



Or have you just made a very dirty joke?

You ought to know me by now - I try to use good English, so it's got to be the latter

Originally Posted by metalangel

Do wish some of those hotels would affix their headboards better, not so much because they bang against the wall but because some fingers might be gripping it at the time...

<cough>Ahem<cough>

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

You ought to know me by now - I try to use good English, so it's got to be the latter

Jolly good, one does occasionally have to ask these rather indiscreet questions.

All of this discussion simply because a young man could not keep his manhood in his shorts. Bring back National Service I say (or crossbows, but that is a different issue), never did me any harm because I was too young to under take such a thing and as an army brat, I would have made a terrible public servant!

[maviczap]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

<cough>Ahem<cough>

That Panda's had a hard life by the look of him

[Red Herring]

Originally Posted by maviczap

That Panda's had a hard life by the look of him

I was wondering the significance of the number plate...?

[maviczap]

Some kind of unheard of fetish, some people wear masks, Lozzo hides their face with a number plate

[maviczap]

Originally Posted by Red Herring

I was wondering the significance of the number plate...?

At least it's a legal size ....... the number plate that is....... oooer missus

Mmmm I have seen that photo before..

Mr Spiers said 'He puts the number plate on their **** and rides them'

I think...